Picture this: Windows 95/98, but instead of struggling with loading GIFs and waiting for dial-up to connect, we're crashing each other’s firewalls. We're talking chunky borders, pixel fonts, and a whole lot of connection. I’m giving this retro OS a little update, and if you’re into that pixelated nostalgia... well, let’s just say I’m ready to code a few hot features for you. 😏 You see, just like a classic operating system, my heart is buffering—but I promise, it’ll load... if you swipe right. I’m putting together a full-blown retro desktop experience where things are a little slow, but it’s worth the wait. ```html Dev Cupid OS: Retro Startup Desktop
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